SUPERNATURAL COLLEGE
101: Everything I learned my freshmen year.
I’m Lanore Vesta from the novel Fire
Baptized. Most know me as the first Mixbreed to enroll into Maya
Luna University. Others may recognize me from my involvement with
Mixbreeds for Equality. Regardless, here are the five things I
learned during my freshmen year.
1- Never date a Kappa
Sigma Que fraternity brother!
The fraternity is the only all
Shapeshifter organization on campus. My roommate is a Kappa guy. He
took me on a tour of his fraternity house. In the basement, there is
a Pound Chart. It announces every female that fraternity brothers
have slept with. It includes her yearbook picture, sexual ability
scores, and body measurements.
2- Don’t bring your pet Pixie
on campus!
Pixies aren’t allowed inside classes
because their poop, although very pretty, is impossible to clean.
According to university policy, if a campus security Troll catches a
student with a Pixie, they have the right to eat it. I learned the
hard way that a Troll can sniff out a Pixie a mile away.
3- Never take a course by
Professor Brinkjoy!
She is a powerful Earth Witch. If you
are late to class, she will order her spelled vines to grab your
hands and feet, and attach you to the ceiling. Once I was stuck the
whole class period, which sucked because I really had to go to the
bathroom. Additionally, if you disrupt her class, hand in assignments
late, or chew gum, she will attach you to the ceiling.
4- Never take evening
courses!
All of the night professors are
Vampires. Personally, I believe Vamps are the most narcissistic
species in the city. Every Vamp professor I’ve had covers the
classroom walls with pictures of themselves. Four out of five of my
Vamp professors assigned their biographies as required reading, and
the biographies had nothing to do with the course.
5-Never eat in Storm
cafeteria on Spaghetti Day!
After a few minutes, the pasta will
move and slide off the plate. I’ve made several complaints and
turned in a petition signed by a hundred students. To this date, the
university president has ignored my efforts and Spaghetti Day is
still happening.
Fire
Baptized
By
Kenya Wright
Since
the 1970’s humans have forced supernaturals to live in caged
cities. Silver brands embedded in their foreheads identify them by
species: a full moon for Vampires, a crescent moon for Shifters, a
pair of wings for Fairies, and the list goes on, for each
supernatural species has been tagged and categorized by humans.
Lanore
Vesta is marked with a silver X, the brand of Mixbreeds, second-class
citizens shunned by society. She stays to herself, revealing her
ability to create fire only during emergencies. All she wants to do
is graduate college and stop having to steal to survive. But when she
stumbles upon a murder in progress, she catches the attention of a
supernatural killer. Now all she wants is to stop finding dead bodies
in her apartment.
Enlisting
help from her Were-cheetah ex-boyfriend Meshach and a new mysterious
friend named Zulu, she is steered through the habitat’s raunchy
nightlife. But their presence sometimes proves to be more burden than
help, as they fight for her attention.
While
the corpses pile up, and the scent of blood fills the air, Lanore is
left wondering: will she find the psycho or die trying?
About
the Author:
Kenya
Wright always knew she would be famous since the ripe old age of six
when she sung the Michael Jackson thriller song in her bathroom
mirror. She has tried her hand at many things from enlisting in the
Navy for six years as a Persian-Farsi linguist to being a nude model
at an art university.
However,
writing has been the only constant love in her life.
So
here we are Kenya is publishing her first book, Fire Baptized, the
urban fantasy novel she always wanted to read. This novel is the
first book in a series.
Will
she succeed? Of course.
For
she has been coined The Urban Fantasy Queen, the Super Iconic Writer
of this Age, The Lyrical Genius of Our Generation. Granted, these are
all terms coined by her, within the private walls of her bathroom as
she still sings the Michael Jackson thriller song.
Kenya
Wright currently resides in Miami with her three amazing, overactive
children, a supportive, gorgeous husband, and three cool black cats
that refuse to stop sleeping on Kenya’s head at night.
Kenya is giving away winner’s
choice of an ebook or signed print copy of Fire Baptized. Print copies open to
US Shipping.To enter fill out the form below ends 4/17/12

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